cooft

verb- to smoke marijuana

noun- dank marijuana

-ed, -ing (coofted, coofting)

BurrisNation and BalsamNation are coofting a blunt.

BirdMan and Airport have some cooft.

by burrisnation September 20, 2004

cooft

verb- to smoke marijuana

noun- marijuana itself

Yo homie lets go cooft a blunt

You got some cooft?

by burrisnation September 20, 2004

coof

COVID-19, the coronavirus

"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."

by Foos and shoes October 14, 2021

The Coof

The Coronavirus

That guy didnt wear his mask, and now he has the Coof

by That guy 191117 August 19, 2020

Coof

1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.

2. To die of such a disease.

1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!

2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.

by Angry Harpist March 1, 2020

cool™

1. (n.) a phrase trademarked by Dr. Corrina Fiedler of the California Academy of Mathematics and Science (CAMS). It denotes surprise, understanding, anger, joy, horniness from touching one's self, etc.

"Cool™!"

by paperorplastic December 16, 2008

Coontuck

Being clueless in the most simple situations.

That girl Chloe is such a coontuck that she forgot she needed to breath while talking and passed out.

by Ufert June 13, 2020