chidget

when, from a distance, you can't tell if a person is a child or a midget.

omg, check out that chidget!!!

by Nate kick May 16, 2016

chidget

A chinese midget.

"Watch out for those kung-fu chidgets; they punch at nard level!"

by Phlegatu February 5, 2004

Chidget

A chubby midget. Sometimes has a larger width than height. A short, fat kid.

haha oh my god look at that chidget, he waddles like a penguin.

by imcool503 April 25, 2009

Chidget

A chidget is a particularly short chav, acquiring its name through the combination of the words 'Chav', and 'Midget'.
A chidget's behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the Chidget makes it's chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
A chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower Birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.

Person 1: Ah! Ow! I think my knees acting up!

Person 2: Nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.

by WillLDT February 22, 2009

clidget

a clown midget

Richy, do not hire clidgets for the party some people are scared of both clowns and midgets.

Picture Warwick Davis from the Leprechaun dressed up as a clown.

by R. Vejonats January 24, 2010

Chidgeridoo

A forest-lurking cheetah that plays the didgeridoo to warn prey of it's arrival, therefore causing an epic chase between the cheetah and it's prey. They like a good challenge, which is why they warn of their arrival instead of simply killing their prey silently.

Guy 1: "What is that?"

Guy 2: "A chidgeridoo!! Run!!"

by NattyKongo August 23, 2010

chigget

a versitile name for someone. can mean anything from loser to idiot to cool person. basically, it's a title to confuse people.

DUDE! You're such a chigget!

Uh.. thanks i think

Yeah, i mean it in the good way

by blob December 26, 2004