Brown's Big Wanger

Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.

Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.

by dablord107 April 21, 2019

brain(s)

Head, oral, blowjob

Yo, that bee-atch gives some wicked brains!

by crazy February 19, 2004

Brown's Law

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).

Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."

by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011

Stoner's Brain Syndrome

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.

"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.

by kpillow. August 21, 2010

brain(s)

Zombie food. The whole reason they carry rocks.

"Gimme your brain(s), douche"
"No thanks"

by Stuart James October 5, 2005

Brown's Buoy

- When your stool hits the upper slope of the toilet bowl, spiraling into a symmetrical mound, thus protruding out of the water causing the odor of your feces to be much more pungent and foul (or enjoyable depending on said party).

- Developed by a Revenue Marine captain in the 1850s. This relatively simple buoy had a base supporting a superstructure upon which hung a bell with four clappers that struck as the buoy rolled in the sea.

"I could hear the Brown's Buoy bell toll as it guided or ship closer to shore."

"I left a Brown's Buoy on the fourth floor at work today."

by Construc December 30, 2007

Brown's ghost

The bad-smelling byproduct of flatuence, a.k.a. fart fumes, that hangs in the air after a particular person has farted/passed gas.

"Brown's ghost is haunting the school cafeteria. Somebody get a can of air freshener...it's time for an exorcism!"

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 23, 2006