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Brown's Buoy

- When your stool hits the upper slope of the toilet bowl, spiraling into a symmetrical mound, thus protruding out of the water causing the odor of your feces to be much more pungent and foul (or enjoyable depending on said party).

- Developed by a Revenue Marine captain in the 1850s. This relatively simple buoy had a base supporting a superstructure upon which hung a bell with four clappers that struck as the buoy rolled in the sea.
"I could hear the Brown's Buoy bell toll as it guided or ship closer to shore."

"I left a Brown's Buoy on the fourth floor at work today."
by Construc December 30, 2007
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Pissiphany

A. Having an illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure whilst urinating. B. A revealing scene or moment while whizzing.
"Dude, I just figured out that problem I've been working on for weeks!" - Dude 1

"Just now, I thought you were taking a piss?" - Dude 2

"Yeah! I had a pissiphany!" - Dude 1
by Construc June 11, 2010
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