4 definitions by Stuart James
by Stuart James October 6, 2005
The Hot Topic for jocks, whores, and fat chicks who just want to fit in.
The store sells pants they pull off of dying people in Africa, sew a Abercrombie tag on and then sell for the price of a baby elephant.
Shirts can also be found that sport unwitty slogans like "I'm straight but I can take it up the butt, like my mother." These shirts are usually made to look vintage through a process involving illegal immigrants urinating on them for hours.
The underwear sold there come with premade cigarette burn holes to the crotch so when your father is done raping you in one of his booze-fueled rampages, he won't have to bother burning through clothes to scrotch your suculent flesh.
The store sells pants they pull off of dying people in Africa, sew a Abercrombie tag on and then sell for the price of a baby elephant.
Shirts can also be found that sport unwitty slogans like "I'm straight but I can take it up the butt, like my mother." These shirts are usually made to look vintage through a process involving illegal immigrants urinating on them for hours.
The underwear sold there come with premade cigarette burn holes to the crotch so when your father is done raping you in one of his booze-fueled rampages, he won't have to bother burning through clothes to scrotch your suculent flesh.
After the wrestling team "took showers" they all bought vintage leather thongs at Abercrombie, with the money their mother gets from sucking peepee.
by Stuart James October 6, 2005
by Stuart James October 6, 2005
by Stuart James August 25, 2005