bejuck

bejuck is mainly only used in instant messengers. It's just having fun like when you bejuck you write messages by one letter at a time for example:

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by Free Spirit January 7, 2007

Befuckery

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

by Happenstance February 25, 2010

befucked

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.

Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011

bejuco

a thin branch from a tree used to discipline children...basically a switch.

grandma grabbed the bejuco from the tree and whoopt my ass.

by rawdogg69 March 6, 2015

Befuckled

1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.

1. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.

2. That LT has no clue about that; He's pretty much befuckled.

by tankboy2k April 23, 2006

Befucked

Beyond fucked; something that's gone so wrong that there is absolutely no fixing it.

Well, this mission is befucked.

by Aevos June 22, 2016

Befuckled

So intensely shocked at someone's actions that you just think "What the fuck?"

I am befuckled that he actually thought she wouldn't find out

by Shawty August 16, 2004