bancer

A type of banter that gives someone cancer, or talk that is so bad it strikes you dead where you stand.

"Did you hear about Katsura? I asked him what time it was and he screamed, "NYEEEAAAAHH!!!" and said reich past nein. Bancer"

by Jakhammer1 April 4, 2017

bancer

band cancer; member of a musical band who consciously or subconsciously attempts to destroy his/her band with his/her filthy, rotten, scheming, lazy, cheap, two-faced, chiseling personality; similar to "clubhouse cancer" in baseball

infamous bancers: Tommy Lee, Axl Rose, Eddie Van Halen

by CD2000 August 25, 2011

Banger phone

Jamaican slang
A cheap phone that cannot access the internet. Or use apps like whatsapp etc.

Some say, it's still good to have a banger phone, even if you have a smartphone.

Digicel just released some new bangers 'pon the market.

by Tropical Rythms October 11, 2019

bandersnap

A machine gun like release of pent up gas.

Moose was both horrified and amused as he fell backwards into arms of his fellow team builders unable to control the powerful release of a fluttering bandersnap.

by Tennisbum February 3, 2010

Twat-Banter

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.

"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."

by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022

Bite my Banger

An alternative request to suck my dick

Friend 1 - Hey, it must be your turn to get the beers in?

Friend 2 - Bite my Banger

by blurtworth January 5, 2011

J-Banger

J Banger is the best, he is our dearest leader. Everywhere J Banger goes we have to kneel so he doesn't j bang bang us.

A shrine has been dedicated to him, www jbanger . com

All hail dear leader J-Banger! The supreme overlord.

by J-Banger's Homies November 21, 2018