Youngstown

The town so shitty that someone OD's and dies in the bathroom of a Taco Bell at 3 in the afternoon and not only is no one shocked, but also instead of being shocked, they're just pissed off they can't get their Dorito's Locos Tacos.

Some junkie OD in the Youngstown Taco Bell Bathroom?!? Great, now I have to drive to Boardman to get a taco.

by TylerP March 26, 2012

Youngstown

A location up in north eastern Ohio in The United States. A horrible city to live in (I've done that) but it sure does have a nice park, maybe one of the best in the world. It is full of cool stuff like corruption, drugs, murder, a maximum security prison, a damn nice park, and murder. It has a nice college, and we like our football here, but unfortunately everyone likes the browns, so the city is thrown into permanent depression. And damn does it have a nice park.
It is also home to the worlds greatest gathering of pizza shops. Never ask if its national brand pizza because you'll probably be stoned to death. Did I mention it has a nice park?

Person A: Have you ever been to Youngstown?
Person B: No
Person A: Don't worry, you're not missing out, although it does have a nice park.

by stgw.33 August 07, 2007

Youngstown

A depressed, poverty stricken, hell-ish town in Northeastern Ohio, so backwards that it's natives say "Paper Scissors Rock" instead of "Rock Paper Scissors."

Josh: "Hey Brionna, want to play Rock Paper Scissors?"
Brionna: "Sure! Paper, scissors-"
Josh: "Why the hell are you saying it like that? Oh I forgot, you're from Youngstown, freak."

by GirlsRuleBoysAlsoRule June 04, 2020

Youngstown

The unwanted love-child of a brief fling between Gary, IN, and a rural village in Sicily.

If the mob ran Gary, it would be just like Youngstown; except for the Penguins.

by Juan Non-lamestain July 11, 2008

Youngstown

One of the original headquarters for organized crime. Violence, Corruption, Death. The type of place where you breed knuckle busters.

"That was the craziest place I've ever been. I felt like I was in Youngstown!"

by Chris-topher June 16, 2008

Youngstown

Youngstown, Ohio. (330)
Definition of Youngstown - You N G's Town.
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Murder is 3.10 times the National Average
Forcible Rape is 2.06 times the National Average
Robbery is 1.63 times the National Average
Aggravated Assault is 1.39 times the National Average
All Violent Crime is 1.60 times the National Average
Arson is 10.81 times the National Average
Burglary is 2.58 times the National Average
Larceny or Theft is 1.08 times the National Average
Car Theft is 1.04 times the National Average
All Property Crime is 1.37 times the National Average
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Youngstown (Ohio) was also rated #15 out of the worst 100 cities for crime, murder, rape in 2008.

Fuck all the haters. Youngstown is da place.
~Goon Squad 330~

by 330_ALL_DaY December 25, 2009

Youngstown

A city in Northeastern Ohio named after John Young, who came there in 1797 after purchasing the whole township. Youngstown is largely impoverished with the median household income less than 20 grand a year. Youngstown is also notorious for its crime rate with an average of 52 murders a year and countless rapes and robberies. Only 7% of the city's population has a Bachelor's degree or higher, which may account for the poor economy. With the closet city (with a pop. of 1,000,000+) being Philadelphia and a nasty climate, Youngstown is not a desirable place to be.

I want to commit suicide so I'm gonna stand in the Youngstown Projects for an hour or so to let someone else do the dirty work.

by swangeeTOO January 30, 2005