Wlines

Having wine and cocaine lines at the same time.

Are you keen for some wlines?
I love wlines

by Pablogonz November 17, 2019

Wineshots

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.

Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.

by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019

winesia

when you've had too many glasses of wine and you can't remember the events of the previous night/day/etc.

Tal told me I stood up on the bar and started stripping last night! I seem to have blocked it out. Must be winesia.

by kds818 October 7, 2009

Winese

Wine + chinese food = winese

Girl 1: Lets get some winese on the way home and watch the notebook for the 17th time
Girl 2: oh my god, oh my god... *already crying*

by Turducken96 September 6, 2016

Winestorming

Home remodel DIY ideas that start flowing after multiple glasses of wine. Usually involves demolition that wasn't intended, and expensive trips to lumber yards or landscaping supply stores.

During a winestorming event we decided we could easily demolish that wall.

by Wntdone September 24, 2016

Winesday

Day of the week, typically on Wednesday when girlfriends get together, share a few glasses of wine and unwind with girl time and laughter. Let it be known, it can occur multiple times a week if necessary or can be changed to another day but it will always be called Winesday.

"I had a rough day today.... Thank goodness it's Winesday!"

by Wino55 February 16, 2010

street wines

Mouthwash containing ethyl alcohol, consumed by ghetto bums as a beverage.

I say dere Kingfish, give me a sip of yo street wines, I gots de shakes comin on!

by Bomanicious May 20, 2010