Wilky or Willky is to carry out an act of pointless abuse in an attempt to create humour. This attempt subsequently fails miserably and that person looks like a complete moron.
A Wilky can also be a person who has hidden and latent homosexual tendencies which the person cannot admit, but knows they have.
A Wilky can also be a person who has hidden and latent homosexual tendencies which the person cannot admit, but knows they have.
Dude, stop being a Wilky.
You're such a Wilky, no wonder no one likes you.
I was in town last night and I swear a Wilky tried to come on to me.
You're such a Wilky, no wonder no one likes you.
I was in town last night and I swear a Wilky tried to come on to me.
by aninsidejoker June 17, 2009
by pussyslayaoopsthatwasherass April 17, 2014
by Wilki boi 101 March 02, 2019
A high level of intoxication caused from excess alcohol. If someone is "Wilkied" their night would usually consist of spewing before leaving pre drinks and if they are truly Wilkied they will be refused entry into the club, but often seek solace in the nearest McDonalds accompanied by a box of McNuggets,
by VictorIrvine April 13, 2016
wilkie is the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of a night and instead of make himself a nice morning cuppa, he will pack himself a ripper of a beug. he'll look up, stare into your eyes and say play farken ball kid, in that moment wilkie is prepared for anything. not to mention he is just a menace of bloke, stinks beers like water and slams 7s for breakfast. bailey lives life by a, do first, think later mentality, kinda a blessing he's still kickin.
example 1:
guy 1: hey man are you okay you like a bit off?
wilkie: well cunt its probly the fark load of md i just took, i need a beer and a 4, feelin kinda zapped
example 2:
wilkie: *blows 0.23 the next morning after town*
cops: you should eat man, it'll help
wilkie: fark off cunt eat is cheating
guy 1: hey man are you okay you like a bit off?
wilkie: well cunt its probly the fark load of md i just took, i need a beer and a 4, feelin kinda zapped
example 2:
wilkie: *blows 0.23 the next morning after town*
cops: you should eat man, it'll help
wilkie: fark off cunt eat is cheating
by legaliseroofies November 02, 2020
someone who gets more pussy than a dildo does. a wilkie gets so many bitches he cant even fit them in the white house
holy shit look at that wilkie
by quandian javs January 28, 2016
by lib #3rd noob October 29, 2020