Tward

When you can't decide whether a person is a twat or a retard

s/he is a serious tward!

by Stu-Wee August 24, 2009

Tward

1. A 'Twilight' fanatic who is being exceedingly annoying. or 2. A Twilight fanatic who happens to be on a long rant about Twilight or anything related to Twilight.
(Sometimes both definitions can be used at once)

I don't want to hear about Edward Cullen, you tward!

by Basil Dealer November 29, 2009

Tward

A deuche bag who ditches out on his pals, moves to Denver, starts to date an Ice Bitch and moves in with the hoe.

Tyler is a real Tward.

by Chodin February 21, 2005

tward

One who is obsessed with their twitter.

Lindsay Lohan just tweeted her latest bathroom visit. She is such a tward.

by KennyDigital July 18, 2010

tward

The female version of nard.

To hit someone in the twat. To be twarded.

by Mandie E. November 8, 2008

Twards

sandy tears

After I kicked sand in Trever's face, he began to cry, so i liked his twards away.

by AthenerWeiner June 24, 2010

tward

a fatass reefer joint...

damn, i went over to andrew's house and he had a fatass tward rolled up...

by grimpin1 October 11, 2010