Turdnip

Organically grown Turnips, using turd compost

'The Humanure Handbook' teaches you how to grow turdnips

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

Turdnip

To peck or "nip" at a recently produced human excrement.

Hey Urkle , check out that Turdnip over there. Hes eating all my fresh shits

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

turnip twaddler

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

by bikergeek November 5, 2012

turniphead

an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.

“what can i say arthur? you look like a total turniphead.”

by tweeva January 2, 2020

turnip face

(Noun). When you get severe sunburn on your face that is really dark and makes you look like a turnip.

Joe had turnip face after the football game on Saturday.

by the katkoko October 10, 2009

Turnip Slapper

A Pākehā (white or non-Māori) New Zealander.

From the root words 'Pā' meaning to strike or hit, and 'keha', meaning a turnip.

Those turnip slappers sure love investing in properties and listening to Mike Hosking on the radio

by PopiMokorahi March 22, 2021

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004