Tokyo's revenge

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Yo Timmy watch out it's Tokyo's revenge

by BIG.MAN.ON.THE.BLOCK July 13, 2021

Jes's Tokyo

Jes's tokyo means the place owned by Jes herself before Tokugawa had conquered. Legends said she was the powerful person who can slay multiple people by their swords. Some say Jes performed tanto before her illness grew.

I can have Jes's Tokyo

by KnoGob May 24, 2018

Tokyo Sayonara

When you leave, but you only say goodbye to the cat.

I'd better leave soon, but that cat was too damn cute, let me pull a Tokyo sayonara.

by Utnanacorn April 24, 2018

Tokyo subway

A bar with features like the subway in Tokyo. Namely, loud, hot and overcrowded, with a lot of groping.

After we get wasted, let's hit the Tokyo Subway--you know, the Linebacker Lounge.

by Santos L. Halper December 10, 2007

Tokyo Sandblaster

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.

1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.

by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010

Tokyo Subway

An extremely slutty girl who has had more guys shoved inside her than a Tokyo subway.

Brian: Hey I think I'm gonna hook up with Jessica tonight.

Todd: Dude literally everyone in this club has fucked her.

Robert: Yeah bro she's such a Tokyo Subway.

by Kodiak D June 18, 2013

Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster

A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.

As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.

The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."

This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."

Mr. Hirasaki is one crazy dude. I hear he gave his wife the Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster last night!

by UncleHerpie November 12, 2010