The Hinkle

An extremely large ham steak (1-2 inches thick), usually appearing out of thin air or from the eater's pocket, which serves as an entire meal; side dishes nor drink are existent, as the ham stands alone.

Imagine our surprise when we witnessed Matt eating The Hinkle during lunch hour. Its size was unnatural, and it appeared out of nowhere; we didn't even smell it heating in the microwave...

by m_ech December 16, 2011

Hinkle

Someone who hires a sex worker to pose as their girlfriend in order to boost their public image.

That Jackson guy is a right Hinkle, I can't believe his girlfriend is actually an escort he met in Dubai!

by Anna Linnikova August 17, 2023

Hinkle

Referring to a man who enjoys tickling other men’s scrotums. Often used as a slur for homosexuals

Bro, Alex is such a hinkle. He asked me last night if he could tickle my genitals

by SandyLG January 26, 2022

Hinkle

Man gets brutally punished by a male horse but ends up enjoying the penetration, now is Obsessed.

Kyle hinkle was punished by a huge black horse

by Hinklee August 25, 2020

hinkled

A guy that always crashes on your couch but never pays rent. Also known as a "hideaway hinkle".

Damn, that dude is always hinkling you.

Lock your doors, hideaway hinkle is coming over!

Who ate my doritos? I've been HINKLED!!!!

by fizzled June 15, 2011

Hinkle

A slur used against gay people

I saw my guy friend kissing a dude at the bar last night. I didn’t know he was a hinkle.

by gsghjdjghjfabsolute shit January 26, 2022

Hinkle

To play with a man's balls.

That girl hinkled me all night long.

I think I hinkled too long in the shower this morning.

by ThePharaoh July 29, 2009