That’s on me

Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.

Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.

You: oh. that’s on me

Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.

Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.

by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020

me me me me me

Someone who's very selfish! They can't take anyone else's feelings in to acount as they are not aware other people have feelings!

Girl 1: Not everythings bout you, ya know
Girl 2: Of course it is, otherwise whats the point taking bout it.
Girl 1: Your so me me me me me!
Girl 2: Point?

by Gerttrude March 21, 2007

me! me! me! me! me!

1)Extremely egoist yell
2)The cry of a human-ape hybrid
3)Someone who doesn't care about you

Wizard: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Princess: Me too!
Human: Wtf?

by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008

Me

someone who looks themselves up on Urban Dictionary

1. ME.

2. Me, Myself and I

by You Kow It's True December 16, 2012

Me

I am me.

You are you.
Me is me.
You is you.
We are we.
That's not the case tho.

The point is.
Me=the writer (me)
You=the person reading this right now(you)
so stop looking up "me" when it's all about me!

"I love me"

by X2liTx September 8, 2016

Me

A failure

Me, not you

by PotatoWhat December 3, 2016

me

Somebody you do not want to meet.

You actually thought it's a good idea to look me up on urban dictionary? Wrong choice.

by 32121 January 26, 2016