Textimate

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.

Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'

by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009

textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.

"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."

by amvanstan July 25, 2014

under sextimate

The act of under estimating one's sexually ability.

That girl's fuglyness led me to assume she would be bad in bed. Oh but did I under sextimate her, that was the best night of my life.

by Dericious08 July 8, 2014

texttigate

When someone takes your phone and secretly reads your text messages for gossiping purposes

"Don't texttigate me you douche bag dive me back my phone"

by hayhay08 April 18, 2008

textitation

An invitation to party via text message. One should not feel as socially obligated to attend as they would be if they were invited by mail or over the phone.

Kyle: "yo, you going to amanda's party? its going to be lame ass!"

Steve: "no way man, she only sent me a textitation, that bitch actually called you!"

by itaub1 December 9, 2008

Textgate

Similar to “Watergate”. Insinuates a scandal caused by several people “conspiring” via text. Can also refer to items in a group text that initiated a conflict.

“You better not let anyone see that, or it will be Textgate 2018 all over again”.

by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

Textistential Crisis

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

by _pone_ July 31, 2020