Sextimate

How many people you have you had sex with.

I can sextimate the number of people I have had sex with.

by Yoa March 23, 2018

under sextimate

The act of under estimating one's sexually ability.

That girl's fuglyness led me to assume she would be bad in bed. Oh but did I under sextimate her, that was the best night of my life.

by Dericious08 July 8, 2014

Frustrally Sextrated

The emotion of going too long without sex.

I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.

by chief544 February 1, 2009

Sextubate

Sextubate, derived from the word intubate - which is to place tube in trachea for the purposes of establishing airway and ventilating. Sextubate is the act of placing penis into trachea to block airway during a blowjob.

Michael sextubated Madison, she choked, and she liked it.

by Captain Jack Nasty June 3, 2017

Textimate

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.

Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'

by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009

sextraterrestrial

A fine ass alien that likes to bone.

The sextraterrestrial made crop circles in my pubes.

by Soup4theSoupGod December 24, 2008

seatmate

A word kulp uses to describe two people who are sharing the same seat.

At the Who concert, district and I were seatmates.

by cout August 28, 2014