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Sextimate

How many people you have you had sex with.
I can sextimate the number of people I have had sex with.
by Yoa March 23, 2018
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under sextimate

The act of under estimating one's sexually ability.
That girl's fuglyness led me to assume she would be bad in bed. Oh but did I under sextimate her, that was the best night of my life.
by Dericious08 July 8, 2014
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Frustrally Sextrated

The emotion of going too long without sex.
I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.
by chief544 February 1, 2009
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Sextubate

Sextubate, derived from the word intubate - which is to place tube in trachea for the purposes of establishing airway and ventilating. Sextubate is the act of placing penis into trachea to block airway during a blowjob.
Michael sextubated Madison, she choked, and she liked it.
by Captain Jack Nasty June 3, 2017
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Textimate

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.
Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009
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sextraterrestrial

A fine ass alien that likes to bone.
The sextraterrestrial made crop circles in my pubes.
by Soup4theSoupGod December 24, 2008
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seatmate

A word kulp uses to describe two people who are sharing the same seat.
At the Who concert, district and I were seatmates.
by cout August 28, 2014
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