Teech

A small yet sufficient amount.

Man: I've just made this cake, does anybody want any?
Lady: Well, I did have a large dinner, but that cake looks lovely. Go on, I'll just have a teech.

by Tuppence A. Bag October 27, 2010

Teech

An affectionate term for "a bit" designed to make the asking of a favour more innocent.

"may I have a teech of you're delicious Muffin, please"

by Gracie_face October 27, 2010

Teech

Archaic slang for teacher.

Tommy: Achoo!
Teacher: Gesundheit, Tommy.
Tommy: Thanks, teech

Student: Teech told me to make a word cloud, so I made a mushroom word cloud

by decimator1337 January 20, 2017

teech bitch

Someone who can dish it out but can't accept it back

You want to clown around then act like a teech bitch

by SouthLA April 19, 2018

Math Teacher Audit

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

TechCodes

TechCodes is a famous Roblox Developer. He has been awarded one of the highest rated programmers within the platform. TechCodes is 22 years old as of 2022 and works within his own communities as we see today. He currently works within the RCD Community (Roblox Community Developers) as a moderator which exceeded over 14K+ Members and works for "Five Guys burgers and fries"(10K+ Members) as the Head Engineer. We know much about tech as he made his career from 2010-Present. Tech has been developing for over 10 years on many accounts and continues to strive for success and population. I have seen much great work and responses from tech, and he is great for any scripting job. Personally i have hired him and he got in and made it whole. I have also asked tech how he does it and he responded with "Always go for it!" which made me confident to start some day. What a funny and sweet man. TechCodes also has a YouTube channel with over 300+ Subscribers and the content is hilarious. If you need scripting done, tech is the one to go for. I believe his discord is "TechCodes#0001" but i can be wrong. Usually he has his information on his ROBLOX account so if you need it thats the place to look. Well hopefully this helped you :)
TechCodes ROBLOX Developer

Roblox Developer "TechCodes"

by Roblox Dev Courses February 16, 2022

Teaching Crabs How To Read

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022