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Taylering

The act of starting a conversation with someone, but then only replying with five or less words back.
Taylering Person: "SO LYK, HOW WERE YOU TODAY?"

Victim: "Awful. I went to the grocery store, and there was no bagger, so I had to bag it myself. And I'm really bad at it, so when I got home the ice cream was all melted and sticky and I got it all over myself, so then I had to take a shower but then I found out that the drain wasn't working, and then I was drowning in shower water, and clumps of hair were floating around, and then the towels were all dirty, so I couldn't dry myself off."

Taylering Person: "aw 2 bad."
by DoTheShroom May 13, 2009
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taylurking

Taylurking is when Taylor Swift stalks her fans on social media.
I totally caught Taylor taylurking on twitter yesterday!
by stanloonanct May 6, 2015
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taddering

Taking an extremely long amount of time to complete a normal everyday task
I invited tadders over 3 hours ago and he's still not here. He must be taddering
by Ziggly January 11, 2015
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tapering

Something that makes swimmers happy :D

Well, all athletes really...

It's working out really hard for a few days and then doing barely anything in a short amount of time. (usually right before a big game or meet)
When we were tapering, we only did 2500 instead of 7000 =)
by a noun a mouse May 29, 2007
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tableing

To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day
I was tableing for the vagina monologues when a huge monkey attacked. .... luckily I was tableing so he didnt bother me.
by Houlahan February 23, 2006
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tylering

take a pic with someone cool, but only get 50% or less of that person in it
he is tylering that pic with bron bron
by emtfan1 August 12, 2012
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pussy tasering

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks
I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
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