TOWIF

1) Originally stands for The Only Way Is Footsteps
2) Can also be used to describe a situation in real life, which feels like it should be in a realty tv show.

Omg my best mate has started going out with the girl I like even though he knows I liked her first? That's so TOWIF!

by TheKnowledgeableSmurf April 3, 2013

twifing

An acronym for use of one or all of the social media outlets, e.g., Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook.

Stop twifing and listen, I'm talking to you!

by Candish September 4, 2016

twifing

The act of using social media, E.g., twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, or facebook.

Stop twifing and listen to me, I'm trying to talk to you!

by Candish August 24, 2016

Twiffender

A Twitter felon. A person who's been suspended from Twitter because they're considered offensive or a threat to the establishment. Twiffenders are usually law abiding, patriotic American citizens who identify as Conservatives, Republicans, or Constitutionalists.

1. After being deemed a Twiffender John began using a backup account.
2. Once you've labeled a Twiffender it's nearly impossible to be reinstated on Twitter without a shadow.
3. After my last account was flagged I became a third degree Twiffender.

by SpitFire4Truth June 2, 2020

Towikat

An awesome person named victoria that takes shitty nicknames from her friends. She is freakin awesome, calm, sarcastic, and intelligent!

"Have you met Towikat?"
"Oh yeah... Tori? She is da bomb!"

by Hollandful March 17, 2010

twiftab

That's what I'm fuckin talkin about bro.

Person A: "I'm gonna go have my slampiece make me a sandwich. Then I'm gonna lax later."

Person B: "twiftab."

by RP738 July 6, 2011

TOWIE

a synonym which broadly means "I am a shallow cunt with no ideas of my own and base my personality on reality TV because I think it makes me look cool in front of all my fellow bell-ends. "

Paul:"I've been paid today - reem!"

Mike: "knock that TOWIE crap off, before I go round and reem your mum"

by kidvicious April 6, 2015