Stonk

Crypto-currency used by few, out Purchased by bitcoin.

Tom: Hey have you baught any Stonk yet?
Jim: nah they are to pricey

by Stonk Investor March 5, 2018

Stonk

Used to address a messy person/situation

Oh what a stonk mess!

by Vee Vee November 6, 2009

Stonk

A word that used to mean a Comic Relief dance and for some reason now means an erection.

Robert - "Check it out Mike has a stonk on!"

by Robert Graysmith August 27, 2007

Stonk

Stonk refers to the feeling of arousal, in general. It can be used in place of a general good feeling or amazement.

For example "Man this band gives me stonk".

It can also be used to replace other related terms such as "Hard-On".

For instance "Man, this chick gives me serious stonk-on"

It's almost the end of work, time for pre-freedom anticipation stonk!

by DreadEd209 January 25, 2011

Stonk

Short cunt

That bitch is a stonk

by Stonkus August 23, 2019

Stonk

When you're both drunk AND stoned

Damn! I barely got home, I was so stonked!

by palpatine47 February 4, 2010

Stonk

(noun): An object/creature that is in general or at that time emitting a horrendous odor.

Taken from the pattern in the word song, a song is a noun, to sing is the action of vocalizing music, sang, is it in the past-tense as well as sung, and so the word stonk is thought of in the same sense as that of the word song.

Man, you're such a stonk!

That ham's now a complete stonk.

by The Cactus January 9, 2009