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Splood

A mixture of semen and blood that results from either rough sex or from sex while a girl is menstruateing
"Man, I fucked that slut senseless and afterwards there was splood everywhere!"
by P-money April 26, 2006
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Sploon

to play the popular Nintendo game "Splatoon"
"Hey Jeff, wanna sploon?"
*Jeff leaves room*
by HeckinBrandon February 3, 2018
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Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.
Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!
by big boy man March 2, 2019
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sploob

pupy pictue he"s pupy abd hes screaning and hes a pupy thak you
hi sploob
by hi12345678920 October 8, 2020
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splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock
Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick
by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015
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splooge

a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis
i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl
by sploogman101 April 22, 2010
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Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.
Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.
by Jpow September 14, 2018
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