Smeez

a girl that is a straight up dirty whore

Hannah was acting like a smeez last night; she was all over every guy and I think she might've fucked more than one!

by Ms. Apprentice March 3, 2008

smeez

A bitch who is a slut, and a sneezer, which makes her a smeezer

That bitch is a smeez.

by A-dizzle17 October 6, 2006

smeez

to smoke marijauna generally a blunt

im feelin to smeez a bleez yadada. ( bleez=blunt )

by george tedbetter July 24, 2006

Smeez

Someone or something that is so well indowed that they have the ability to lick their own genitals.

Dude, did u hear how big kevin's genitals are? Ya, I heard they are so monsterous he can smeez those sons a bitches.

by Kevin M. Smith January 13, 2009

smeez

Extremely small. Lacking physical size.

The mini cooper is a smeez car.

by kunty December 28, 2005

smeez

(n) the sweat down by your =-o
(adj) to smell incredibly bad, almost bad enough to make one puke
(v) to smeez someone is to get your smeez on them... dont try this anywhere, cause if you do, your fucked up

That guy is a dirty smeez (n)
That fat-ass was smeezy as shit yo (adj)
Did you hear how dame smeezed vagner? the poor kid is still in the hospital. (v)

by Maako May 14, 2003

smeez

Smeez (sh-meez) can naturally mean anything depending on your tone. It can be an insult as well as a compliment. Use your imagination you smeez.

Ask yourself you smeez!

by jayvercetti October 6, 2021