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Slowsky

Someone who takes their time...refuses to rush through life.
A Slowsky may post a mere two or three well thought out tweets in a day instead of hundreds saying little.
by angeleyes9 January 3, 2014
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He told me that Trump screwed over America. That slowsky.
by KenzoClassy August 20, 2021
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slowskydiver

the average white male that listens to NBA youngboy and is obnoxious.
quit saying "no cap" you're being a real slowskydiver.
by Davion FC October 4, 2020
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Slowsay

a.k.a. "Curious George", one half of JONA

This person is known for his extreme ass-kissing, particular where Hermie is concerned. Also well known for smoking out into the wee hours of the night, pretending he is at work by logging onto Sametime, and saying "that's not cool, man, that's not cool". Is beloved by Cletus and Pocahontas. World-renowned for being an idiot and taking a gazillion hours to prepare and correct a return that should only take half an hour.
Slowsay took a puff of his joint and called up Hermie to tell him he would be late to work AGAIN because he had yet another ingrown toenail.
by Ophi April 26, 2005
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slowskys

a hip group of turtles that know good internet service when they see it
the slowskys are comcast spokesturtles of the year
by carlos stockton August 13, 2006
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Slowski

A person who plays video games rather than going to school, or work, or anything outside of the house. Loves to eat hot cheetos. Always chews with their mouth open and first word of any response is "well...." as they are slow to think of something to say. Slowski's tend to be above average on size. Usually has hands in pockets of jeans or sweatshirt, hat is usually towards a side.
"Come on Slowski! Put the xbox controller down!"
by cheetohater February 4, 2010
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Salowsky

Similar to: Boy genius, hope of Mankind.

This hybrid of an individual is considered to be the epicenter of rediculous. Has "flock or seaguls" hairstyle and is unlike anything you have ever seen before. If you have ever experienced this absurd phenomena, awesome, keep up the good work. If not, do it to it.

A force to be reckoned with for the Guitar.

A force to be reckoned with on a unicycle.

A force to be reckoned with enjoying ice cream.

Hott. Like putting you tongue in a toaster.
"Thats typical Salowsky"

"Karen is always a dousche bag.. Salowsky is just retarded"

"Oh Steve has a guitar in his hand, no way!"

"Oh my god Steve is so HOT right now, hansel and zoolander are just trying to be fabio/salowsky styled."

"Your parents must be retarded.. because, You are Special."
by 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus December 12, 2008
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