The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.
by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021
"Damn! you slizzed!?"
by jamesjoneschicago January 01, 2006
Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.
"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."
by Ch3lsea October 17, 2007
by Phillyyyyyy October 22, 2020
to be intoxicated
by Jenn March 18, 2004
The feeling when you are utterly out of your mind, the furthest point of intoxication yet still remaining conscious. Can also be used as a noun. A person who slizzes is a slizz.
by Slizzzzzzz September 14, 2017