A tall slim character similar to Kramer on the hit TV show Seinfeld. A man from the decent of Lonnie. A white man who confuses himself as a black man.
by Puffmcgruff May 27, 2013
Totally useless, brainless woman whose only enjoyment out of life is having more children for welfare.
by Clamchops October 07, 2011
A crazy family who gets drunk all the time, love to party, will fight anyone who messes with their family. Will smoke a doobie with you anytime anywhere. Full of goofy, funny, and attractive people. Marry a Simpkins. Do it.
Guy 1: "yo who was that at the bar yesterday? That chick was crazy awesome."
Guy 2: "She was a Simpkins..."
Guy 1: "Cool bro what was her name?"
Guy 2: "She doesn't need a name. She's magical enough without it."
Guy 1: "I just jizzed in my pants."
Guy 2: "She was a Simpkins..."
Guy 1: "Cool bro what was her name?"
Guy 2: "She doesn't need a name. She's magical enough without it."
Guy 1: "I just jizzed in my pants."
by SOLOBURGERR January 05, 2018
James: Let’s open a bottle of simpkin to celebrate!
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.
by wordchest May 01, 2020
by bazeballboy5757 August 17, 2008
Dude; Have you ever Heard of a Simpkin?
Girl; No I haven't what is it?
Dude; Follow me to the bedroom i'll show you.
Girl; No I haven't what is it?
Dude; Follow me to the bedroom i'll show you.
by dankbomber October 06, 2010
Ryan Simpkins (born March 25, 1998) is an American actor, known for their performances in films such as Pride and Glory, A Single Man, Revolutionary Road, and Fear Street Part Two: 1978. Their younger brother is actor Ty Simpkins. Ryan is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns.
Source: Wikipedia
Source: Wikipedia
I love Ryan Simpkins. They're great actor.
by The Walking Psychopath January 02, 2022