shoveled

a verb to be shoveled,to shovel

damn girl, you need to get shoveled!

by kali, motha bitch September 26, 2008

Shoveled

When you are transparent with a bitch that you are not looking for anything serious (nor are you in a position to emotionally commit) and dis bitch does not want to recognize; yet continues to pursue yo fine ass and ends up covered in dirt.

I told her that i just wanted to fuck, but she wanted to cuddle every night...that bitch got shoveled.

by LezBros December 24, 2018

Shoveled

To take credit for something you obviously didn't do.

Dad: Here we are son, the Qumran caves. Aren't they cool.
son: Yep, I shoveled them.
Dad: You shoveled them?

alt:
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about how ISIS took credit for crashing the pokemon go servers?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, obviously ISIS shoveled the servers.

Kim-Jong-il is notorious for many things, including shoveling the hamburger

by anonymous January 16, 2021

Shoveled Out

The act of spaying your female cat or dog.

Person 1: Is your dog ever going to get prego?

Person 2: Naw i took her to the vet and got her shoveled out.

by Jack nile April 11, 2011

Shoveled out

To manually disimpact someone, as in to remove feces from the rectum with one's finger or fingers.

Patrick is very constipated, I think he may need to be shoveled out.

by KseH May 3, 2016

Dis- Shoveled

Looking terrible.

Oh, Samii, you look dis- shoveled!!

by Faggetyanne July 10, 2010

Shoveler

A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated

Mike: Dude I heard you got Sheila pregnant
Dale: I busted on her belly though
Mike: She must be a shoveler
Dale: Damn, you're right...I'm gonna be a dad

by Shovelove July 13, 2015