A teenager who spends the majority of his/her time in front of the computer, usually surfing the net.
Mom No. 1: "I can never get my screenagers to go play outside."
Mom No. 2: "You think that's bad? My screens are 20 pounds overweight and have damaged retinas thanks to all the time they spend on Second Life. Screenagers these days!"
A screenager is a teenager who spends so much time glued to their screens—be it phones, tablets, laptops, or gaming consoles—that their thumbs could bench press a small car, their neck is permanently tilted at a "texting angle," and they respond to real-life conversations with emojis instead of words.
1. I can't believeNigel is on his phone when he's literally getting a lap dance right now. What a screenager