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Risky's by drikdiggler9969 April 24, 2009
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Schrödinger's risky text
From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.
Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.
Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.
Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.
Strive: Nerd!
Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.
Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.
Strive: Nerd!
Schrödinger's risky text by Blurrific March 19, 2020
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risky shift
When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.
risky shift by Bobw39 August 12, 2017
ricky's mom
Ricky's mom is a majestic creature born in China.
Ricky's Mum is a hella fine chick that can be used as a sex toy. Also a very overprotective creature
Ricky's Mum is a hella fine chick that can be used as a sex toy. Also a very overprotective creature
Last night I was having fun with ricky's mom
Damnnn why cant ricky's mom leave me alone
ricky's mom is so hot
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ricky's mom is so hot
ricky's mom by Rickyx281002 November 21, 2017
Risky Squidward
When a guy takes a laxative and bends over, the partner gets behind him and grabs his dick between his legs and tries to get him off before the laxative kicks in.
Risky Squidward by SlapRackBang March 16, 2022
Risky snooze
The art of turning snooze off on your alarm after being woken up, and going back to sleep in the hope that your body will be the only alarm you need. Often goes disastrously wrong when you wake up and your lecture started 20 minutes ago.
1) "Sorry I'm late for the meeting boss, but I was so hungover this morning that I decided to do a risky snooze and I didn't wake up till your secretary rang, you're cool with that right?"
2) "Hey, where'd you get that black eye?"
"Well I slept with my mates wife, I was gonna leave before he got back, but I was tired so I had a risky snooze just before he came in"
3) "You look fresh"
"Yeah, I totally had a successful risky snooze"
4) "You're forty minutes late for your exam, you will not get the time back"
"But I have an excuse"
"What is it?"
"I went for a risky snooze but didn't wake up in time"
"That's okay then, don't worry I'll talk to the chief examiner about this"
5) The thought process goes -
I'm wide awake and ready to face a new day.
*turns off alarm*
*sits up*
Actually I'm still quite tired.
*lays down*
The alarm is SO far away, screw it I probably won't fall too much asleep.
*wakes up*
"FUCK"
*late*
2) "Hey, where'd you get that black eye?"
"Well I slept with my mates wife, I was gonna leave before he got back, but I was tired so I had a risky snooze just before he came in"
3) "You look fresh"
"Yeah, I totally had a successful risky snooze"
4) "You're forty minutes late for your exam, you will not get the time back"
"But I have an excuse"
"What is it?"
"I went for a risky snooze but didn't wake up in time"
"That's okay then, don't worry I'll talk to the chief examiner about this"
5) The thought process goes -
I'm wide awake and ready to face a new day.
*turns off alarm*
*sits up*
Actually I'm still quite tired.
*lays down*
The alarm is SO far away, screw it I probably won't fall too much asleep.
*wakes up*
"FUCK"
*late*
Risky snooze by ugotpauld December 28, 2011
Risky Susan
A sexual manuver usually preformed with spite. First, one jams their hand in the womans mouth and procedes to punch her in the stomach while screaming his/her own name.
Risky Susan by Con-Artist March 9, 2005