Porker 

Classification of an obese person that
has no will to help themselves lose weight.

"Hey check it out, that PORKER sure is puttin those three woppers away pretty easy!"

Porker by shoVel July 20, 2004

porker 

An extremely obese person (often one who has no intention of doing anything about their weight).

"Look at that porker! He looks like he's just emptied all the fast food restaurants in town!"

porker by Takoti September 14, 2005

Porker 

Name for a morbidly obese person

Man that Ross kid is such a fucking porker!

Porker by Sackflapper May 6, 2019

porker 

another word for someone being fat or obese.

Dumbass Steven, he's such a fucking porker.

porker by Andrew May 7, 2003

porker 

a porker is a female that says she is going to stop eating and brags about how much she goes to the gym to her other fat or ugly friends, but in truth she goes home every day, sits on the couch, watches soap operas, eats all the african kids food, and suffocates one of her many cats. she then repetively asks others if her clothes make her look fat. a porker has no real social life, and she is often unintelligent because she let herself become such a porker.

a man can never be called a porker, only a female.

porker: hey, do these jeans make me look fat?

(What an average bystander says): oh, not at all. just don't touch my poutine.

(What they should have said): bitch git on dat treadmill. i want to boil fries in your sweat you porkin bitch!

porker by kristov June 20, 2006

porker 

someone who is fat and obviously does nothing to help that..

"damn!! madalyns a fuckin' porker!!! did u c her put away that whole bag of ruffles druing prac.?!?!?"

porker by shelbs May 13, 2005

Porker 

A rude name for a fat person

"I was an absolute porker before I started hitting the gym."

Porker by Suburbanz71 November 19, 2017