Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.
by QuickTipsManual January 23, 2011
Get the perching mug.similar to planking but crouching down as an owl would. sitting in a crouch like a catcher in baseball would and placing hands down in between legs.
The top of the drive thru sign at in-n-out was a great place for a perching pic.
I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools.
I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools.
by Patricio Finnegante July 18, 2011
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The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.
by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011
Get the Perching mug.The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.
Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.
Guy 2: Gross man.
Guy 2: Gross man.
by mmalone July 13, 2009
Get the perching mug.1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.
2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.
2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.
by Pirate Fish June 4, 2009
Get the Perching mug.The act of sitting upon the bar of a school desk rather than the seat itself. Normally one's excuse for this is because "they like to be above everybody else".
by Tanner11 October 14, 2011
Get the Perching mug.The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.
“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
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