Paf

Since females can not fap without a penis, they must do the opposite, thus creating the word paf.

"PAF PAF PAF" *violent shaking*

by Camslut May 12, 2014

Paf

Female masturbation, derived from the word 'fap' to describe male masturbation.

I caught Jen paffing in the girl's bathroom!

by Arabellaroxk April 13, 2009

Paf

To see the worst pornographic video, novel, or picture that can never be unseen. This can result too your boner to retreat inside your own body or you are forever changed by the sight. The ultimate CockBlock

1. "Hey man you see that video I sent you" "Yeah you made me paf the whole f***ing night with my wife thanks alot jerk"
2. "Dude I was about to go down on her but between here legs smelt like a musty pier so I paffed and got outta there"
3. "Howed it go with that girl from the bar?" "I couldn't even get to second base...soon as I walked to my room with her my brother came in with my stash and I paffed"

by IStareAtSolarFlares December 31, 2009

Paf

Pale as fuck. Being so white, it blinds other people. Even with sunglasses, it still burns your eyes.

Sam: "Dude did you see that ginger?"
Lisa: "Yeah, she was paf."

by Marissa Duncan July 29, 2012

paf

acronym for "Pimp as Fuck"

"Yo, dat Maxima is paf bro"
"Dafuq is paf?"
"Pimp as fuck, muthafucka!"

by Vald Bagina May 1, 2013

PAF

Pleasant as Fuck (P.A.F.)

A slang word that originated and is used heavily in SoCal (Southern California)

Man, this place is PAF.

Damn dude the beach is PAF

by champion4290 October 21, 2009

PAF

PAF means 'Punk as Fuck' it even sounds punk as fuck. Used to describe an attitude, look, item of clothing or situation.

Fuck! Your studded jacket is PAf man

by PAFyeah August 2, 2011