Muacks

Spanish; onomatopoeic for a kiss (Muack) or Kisses (Muacks).

Thanks for cleaning my Nulldevice! Muacks!

Muack! Muack! I loye you!

by ulph0 February 12, 2010

mackstracted

To be distracted in awe of a friend or co-worker macking (and being succesful) on someone WAY out of their league.

At the hotel me and the other valets were mackstracted at Josh's fruitful conversation with the attractive Milf in the expensive Lexus.

by beebix June 11, 2006

mackshausted

(n) a state of being too tired or discouraged to talk to any girls at the particular time.

I'm not sure if I feel like going out tonight, these girls have been driving me crazy lately, I'm mackshausted.

by dubzzzzz1 November 8, 2010

macksauced

When you cant handle your car and crash it

You can also use it as slang such as a mack

bro that n*gga just macksauced it

bro... did he just mack?

bro did you see that? he was cutting it up and macksauced it

by Sopu January 2, 2023

Jichael Mackson

A reverse Michael Jackson; e.g. A white celebrity getting increasingly darker through the years.

Jerry: Wow, Ariana Grande sure has gotten darker!
Mary: That's what you call a Jichael Mackson.

by pizzazz dude January 13, 2021

Muckspreads

The act of a hippopotamus shiting while waving its tail in a back in forth manner making the shit seem as if its been put into a fan

I'd rather place my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muckspreads.

by Jahgee1124 October 10, 2012

Muckspread

When an animal is taking a poop as its tail presses against its anus, making the poop shredded up as it drips out.

The Hippo muckspread as it was yawning.

by Bassistfreak July 13, 2011