mosque

The real name for the place where muslims pray is called masjed .... Arabs call it masjed .. this is better , but the real name has been changed to mosque ... I don't know how ..

muslims say : let's go to pray in the masjed ..

by waloooodi August 2, 2004

Mosque

A collection of mosquitoes

I wish we had brought bug spray, the mosque is out on the prowl again.

by Sir Dong Bong July 31, 2017

mosque

A place where moslems go five times a day to pray to God Almighty.

On Friday, you can see a lot of people in a mosque, because its a Moslem Holy day.

by Sal June 14, 2004

mosque

The place where you get new pair of sandals every Friday noon, because it's where sandals are often mixed up

Every Friday noon, the mosque is packed—not just for prayers, but because that's when everyone knows their sandals will be mixed up!

by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025

Mosque of Umar

The Mosque is named after Umar ibn al-Khattâb the 2nd Caliph when Jerusalem was conquered by Muslims in 637.
Well! It seems that this "Poet" guy is sure a Fucked up person. I mean sure! there are people who are effected and hurt by those misguided muslims(not sure if they are even muslims at first place) and are right to express their feelings, but MAN! this person is getting out of his pants. Every body knows these bunch of morons don't represent the entire nation or religion.
Islam is one of the most peacefull and tolerant religion and ironically, the most misunderstood one as well by the others. The arrival of last Prophet Muhammad "Peace Be Upon Him" was even predicted by the Bible at that time. Come on you Poet, GET A LIFE and seek out the real truth outside. Sitting in some cult organization (Temple Mount Faithful Movement) basement and crapping out some unlogical shit is not doing you any good either. Because, you are not fooling anybody.

Mosque of Umar is any other mosque muslims use to pray. But now is under Israeli occupation.

“I made a decision to give all my money to temple mount and eretz yisrael faithful movement Cult and let them take control of my life, as I did not want to be in control of my life any more.” “And I also felt that this would get me into heaven if I had no money, no prospects, no partner, no love and no nothing.”

“That is totally fucked up man!” “You just empowered yourself to be disempowered!” “Empowered Disempowerment!”

by Path Finder November 10, 2008

Ground Zero Mosque

An interfaith religious community center that is to be located two blocks away from Ground Zero. Some people think that the location is insensitive because it is a house of worship for Muslims and extremist Muslims attacked us on 9-11-01. Almost everyone who supports it is UN-American because they believe in freedom of religion for Muslims that haven't the slightest connection with Al-Qaeda.

Hey Bob, do you believe that the Ground Zero Mosque should be built? Hell no, its a victory for the terrorists.

by bbare89 September 26, 2010

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021