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Mosquerat 

A complete gangsta, that has no emotions, and breaks up with companions usually over a form of technology like text, MySpace, Face Book, or other form of technology but never gives the satisfaction of breaking up with them in person.
"Dude I just dumped that girl I was seeing over a text."

"Way to be a Mosquerat."
Mosquerat by The Mosque May 8, 2009
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mosquerat 

a complete douche that loves to hear himself talk has his own zombie plan prefers playing video games over having friends and going to prom or parties and is a complete tool
"dude you going to the party this saturday night"

"nah dude i wanna play dead space complete my zombie plan go to the store....."

"wow what a mosquerat"
mosquerat by machstick May 13, 2009

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

Vampire: The Masquerade 

A popular tabletop and live-action roleplaying game from White Wolf publishing portraying vampires in modern times, and also in other eras.

See also: Brujah, Gangrel, Ventrue, Camarilla
I'm tired of D&D; let's play Vampire.

Mosoderate Brain 

A term that is used to refer towards people who can use both their left hand, and right hand, equally well. It is another word for ambidextrous but is usually used negatively. Many find this word to be in the category of "hate speech" and many would recommend that this word should never be used towards people who are ambidextrous (even though it is somewhat used).
"Hey look, it's that mosoderate brain"
"Look faggot, just because you can throw equally well with your left arm doesn't mean you can start using it to throw the football! We lost the game because of you, you mosoderate brain!"

Mosquera 

Talkative, great cooking, loving and most likely to be colombian
Omg she's got to be a Mosquera
Mosquera by D.Rlife October 29, 2016

Meat Masquerade

The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.

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Also see,
Ball Monocle
Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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