Sal's definitions

der

meaning to go over "there" but in a slangish way or when typing simply just too lazy to type it

hey fapman look over der

by sal June 18, 2006

man slut

Joshi Hilton a.k.a Jelly man. Just check out the last name...need we say anymore???
Jelly man is often found at bus stops looking like a sexy beast with his shirt unbuttoned and his pants very low.
He has been known to cause riots amoungst girls, usually about who wants to shag him first.

Dude, just check out the last name...Hilton... He may not be related to Paris, but makes a decent sex tape none the less.

by sal April 20, 2005

Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water

OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?

by Sal July 20, 2004

Buttstick

Stick hanging out of your anal cavity.
Also an insult or expletive to yell at school functions.

Let me stroke your buttstick

by Sal July 20, 2004

Poleshafter

One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.

You are my favorite poleshafter.

by Sal July 20, 2004

Ness

Suffix yes, and all of that. Ness is substance, thing, stuff, etcness

I'm hot; i'm wearing 5 layers of ness

by Sal March 30, 2005

foot mitten

term used to describe the slipper/shoe that most teenage girls enjoy wearing due to the fact that they are easy to get on and most importantly off.

I was walking down a dark alley by myself when i noticed a rather large girl wearing foot mittens and chewing tobacco.

by sal May 13, 2005