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Monoff

(Mon)ologue (off) - Someone who does not have an internal monologue. Often stupid, acting purely on impulse.
“Hey Celine, want to jump off a cliff?”

-“Sure Chad, just a little later. Channel 7 Said Watch The Bachelor Right Now”

“You’re such a monoff”
by LordAbsynthe February 3, 2020
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Monoface

When someone has exactly the same facial expression in every selfie.
"Oh God, I was looking on Facebook earlier, and Sheena is pulling that monoface of hers in like six consecutive selfies."
by Cartoon Hero May 19, 2014
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MONOFOCULAR

One eyed. Tunnel vision.

Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.

Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided

Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance
"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).

"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)

"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)

"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)

"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)

tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited

SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective
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momoffee

Moms who drink coffee together after they drop their kids off at school. Momoffee
Hey ladies let’s meet for Momoffee after drop off.
by ADHDMom December 29, 2017
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Monosfritos

A side-dish served with a chupaqueso at the popular Taco Bufa restaurant, as seen in the webcomic "Schlock Mercenary." (www.schlockmercenary.com)

Literally, it means "fried monkeys." It is likely something has been lost in the translation.
Would you like monosfritos with that?
by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003
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Minoff

Someone who is under the age of 21 who can be considered balding
Bro he’s already Minoffing
by Kelpy g.. July 10, 2020
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Manoff

The act of getting a gay man off. Possible with your hand or mouth. Or both. The word is a combination of 'Manos' and 'Jerk Off'.
"Hey mate, how was last night in Club X?"
"It was good, I got a manoff."
"Ah sweet, good work"
"Thanks"
by RichardT January 31, 2008
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