Masturhate.

A combination of hatred and masturbation, specifically someone who does this jerks off to the idea of someone else suffering a horrible fate.

There she goes again with more masturhate.

by MM132 September 6, 2019

Masturhate

(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.

I masturhated to Margaret the other day.

by belial10 March 10, 2015

Masturhate

Masturbating while fantasizing about someone you strongly dislike/detest.

I masturhate thinking about Zac Efron.

by Eco-oreo10 December 12, 2009

Masturhate

When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.

Dude, I just masturhated so hard on Gwyneth Paltrow.

Why? That lady's a bitch!

Exactly!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Masturhate

When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.

Hey, don't masturhate bro. Just leave the house for like 10 minutes and I'll be done real quick.

by Etserganeo July 8, 2010

masturhate

A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.

I hated the school paper so much I rolled it up and masturhated on it.

by hograndax March 16, 2009

masturhate

to masturbate and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. Generally done in a corner of a dark room.

Cleo likes to masturhate on Friday nights while listening to Depeche Mode and pouring hot candle wax on himself and his cats.

by Melrose927 April 5, 2010