The Human Matress. Half man half Matress. A person who spends most of their time sleeping, eating or smoking in bed.
by North&J June 12, 2016

by Sarafg December 15, 2011

by rawrmonster February 3, 2009

Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!
by joseph gordon April 16, 2008

by Wilfma June 15, 2009

A man who spends so much time in bed, usually to avoid work or everyday tasks, he becomes half man half mattress.
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by Iceman57 January 29, 2018
