Maffei

butt munch, loves getting lathered with fat free vinaigrette dressing

I got so maffeied last night, I substituted vinaigrette for ranch though!

by Na.Dime March 25, 2009

joseph maffei

Floppy haired old guy who likes rolled up sleeves and social Studies

Are you trying to act like Joseph Maffei

by Baby Blake February 3, 2017

Maffis

A cool way to describe something big

That’s a maffis dog

by Kevin yes February 6, 2020

Maffina

A female with a great love of muffins. This makes the female in question, damn awesome.

You can identify Maffina's by their awesomeness and the sheer level of excitement they show when Muffins are mentioned.

Tony: Dude how much of a Maffina is Giggles?
Rory: I know she goes crazy whenever muffins are mentioned.

Giggles: I HEARD MUFFIN, WHO HAS THE MUFFIN!

by =|1Day|Farseer March 17, 2010

maffew

Cute way of saying 'Matthew'

My 2 year old daughter calls him maffew

by falcococo July 22, 2009

maffine

A drug originating from a muffin; has the tendency to make people laugh at 12 am!


Zeev ate a muffin and tried to spell it.... thus the maffine was created!

ThruBluEyes: maffine
ThruBluEyes: hahahhahah

Notice how maffine everything funny, its a good thing :)

by Its12amOnaSundayNight October 3, 2004

maffis

A word to describe how fat someone (usually a woman) is.

Friend: Look at that Karen, she's so big!
Me: Ye ikr, she's maffis

by 8eren78 January 17, 2020