vinaigrette

A short piece of writing or prose often with no point or purpose.

Example of a vinaigrette:

The ignorance he had was what she loathed the most about him.

The way he wasn’t in to politics or world issues; the way he smiled on holidays meant for mourning; the way he laughed off a D minus in geometry; the way he was always laid back and care free as if everything, everywhere, was fine. She hated that quality, detested him for it. She would never forgive him for his naivety.

And yet…

vinaigrette by TheInamorata January 17, 2008

vinaigrette

A wet and sour liquid used to spoil food that would otherwise be good with mayonnaise based dressings like ranch or bleu cheese.

Waiter, this salad is already damp and sour. Please bring me one without vinaigrette, and a side of ranch dressing.

vinaigrette by Bleu Cheese May 14, 2015

Vinaigrette

The product of combining two different strains of hash oils into one for dabbing or vaping. Similar to "salad", like when two types of bud are mixed, yet viscous, rather than flakey.

My lungs burned worse than the clap after that vinaigrette dab.

Vinaigrette by Pfeioraum August 19, 2017

Vinaigrette Strokes 

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.

We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, I saw into her soul as she had her vinaigrette strokes.

Vinaigrette Strokes by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017

vinaigrette slider 

When, during the act of fellatio, the giving partner gags on the penis of the receiving partner and vomits a small amount of stomach acid, mucus, and saliva onto the penis. This "vinegary" liquid is then used to further facilitate the fellatio and/or masturbation as an added lubricant. When depicted on video, this vinegary substance is typically spit aggressively at the receiving penis before being re-incorporated into the sexual act.

My girlfriend gagged when she was blowing me the other night, but she just spit it on my dick and turned it into a vinaigrette slider.

vinaigrette slider by jedbob December 11, 2009

Vinaigrette Strokes 

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.

We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, she approached climax and I saw into her soul during her vinaigrette strokes.

Vinaigrette Strokes by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017

testicular vinaigrette

The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.

Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!

testicular vinaigrette by schvety_balls June 16, 2012