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Måns

Måns is the best person in the entire world. You are very hot and everybody likes you. Every Måns have a very nice booty and a very very very big .... heart. Måns’ have a very good sense of humor and they are very nice people. All Måns have a very good chance of getting really successful. You can find a Måns in a Minecraft lucky block or under a gold rock in the forest. But watch out! He likes to eat ass! The summary of this is that Måns is a perfect person.
by Very good cockroach May 7, 2020
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Måns

Måns is a word used to describe a very talented or/and humble person. The orgin of this word is somewhat uncertain, but some scientists belive that it may have sprung from a person whoms name actually was Måns, and that this person did many great things to uphold the rights of every human being. The word Måns have multiple uses, it can also describe, for example, a finely crafted object made by a master, the word saying that it is a fine object indeed, and that is perfect in every little detail. The word also means "man who will rise above all others", and "creator of all", in many languages. A person who is a Måns is likely to be the subject of small-scale harassments from his near friends, having realized that they never will reach to the level of perfection of the Måns, and thus they become jealous and bitter. But Måns don't judge them becouse of this, he knows it not his place to judge fools.
Damn Willie, you gave me such an orgasm last night I could've sworn it was a Måns fucking me there. (Girlfriend to boyfriend at breakfast)
by Cea February 5, 2004
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Måns

A noob that is gay.
o i saw a måns today.
by Anomaly suger kuk September 15, 2017
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Måns

Man who uses difficult word's like "constitution" at the wrong places
"That man is a legend, he does not exist... he's a... constitution."
by C February 4, 2004
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Dirty Måns

When you put your huge balls in your own or someone else's ass.

It's fells very nice :)
Last night i pulld a Dirty Måns on my husband
by En riktig fena December 16, 2021
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Måns

Måns is the guy who tries a new game and poof, max level and everything you can buy is already bought.

Time for the next game.
I was with this guy earlier, turns out he’s a Måns so I just gave up with playing a game with him.
by Dr. Sjöstedt April 28, 2021
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Måns

The coolest and most awesome name in the fucking world! If you know anyone with this name you should be very thankful.

A Måns is usually really talented in school and sports, for example in handball. They are also very sweet and kind to everyone that they like, but if they really, really dislike someone they are gonna deal with them. So be careful while being around Måns.
by kolboj360 December 19, 2016
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