hamham

the name given to someone who puts too many ham slices in their sandwich.

woah seen faz's sandwich...
she's hamham!

by chickpeaa December 23, 2008

hamham

used as a replacement for fag

shut the fuck up you hamham

by Dave January 15, 2004

Hamham

Lanky, skinny boy, too much hair, GUITAR HERO.
Doesn't know what he's got.
Selfish, without meaning to be. Cold hearted.
Smile that could break hearts.
Different, there's no one like a Hamham.

Superficial intelligence. Hard to crack into. On the surface, emotionless twat, but in reality, feels quite deeply.
Guilt takes him over. Looks out for only himself.

Hard to give up.

'Omg, who's that guy you were talking to?!'
'He's my Hamham :)' *blushes*

by iloveyoukbye. December 7, 2010

Hamdams

Top tier Irish chipper, very filthy but in a good way.

I went to Hamdams and orders a chip butty wrap, a party box, a niall special and a gurry curry

by cheesy454 July 5, 2021

hamjam

What you say when you're stuck in a bad situation.

Another word for "Shoot, I'm screwed" or f*, sh*, bs, and u know....

"Hamjam! I forgot to do my homework."

or...

"Someone threw your computer off the cliff."
"Hamjam."

by dopey193 June 4, 2014

Hamha

A friendly greeting- How you say "hello" in hamster language.

Used in the Hamtaro anime and games.

"Hamha! Long time no see!"

by HamtaroLOL October 25, 2009

hamsam

abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.

'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'

by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009