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Goohm

Im tired of you talking please goohm
by goohmbot September 12, 2012
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Saul Goodman

AKA Jimmy McGill. Lawyer. Better Call Saul! Trys to be there for Chuck. Great at coming up with ideas. Is a genius. Has a man for anything.
Saul Goodman: "Hi, what's the problem?"
Walter White: "Meth"
Saul Goodman: *Calls Gus*
by Boat21 January 25, 2022
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gohmert

noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous Louie Gohmert, Republican Congressman from Texas
Gohmert: I heard on Fox where them aliens is comin' to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!

Dude: Don't be such a gohmert.

Gohmert: I ain't a gohmert. I just voted for 'im.
by I'mTheDoctor September 3, 2012
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gohmert

Any stupid, foolish or obtuse public official. Origin: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of the stupidest individuals ever to set foot in the U.S. Capitol an elected representative.
Congressman ________ was being a total gohmert when he voted against aid to victims of Hurricane __________.

Only a compete gohmert would vote for a guy that just lost his seat in Congress as Speaker of the House.
by DeclanPA January 5, 2013
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Saul Goodman

2nd DUI?
Have an illegal pet?
Murder someone?
Rob a bank?
Drug possession?
Hurt on the job?
Murder someone?

Call Saul Goodman, attorney at law.

You don't need a criminal lawyer, you need a "criminal" lawyer!
person 1: yo Mr. white, we need a lawyer. We should go with Saul Goodman.
by Biscotti Biscuit January 4, 2014
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Goombee

A goombee is a creature who is described as greasy or slimy and usually shit brown in colour .They are human like in shape but tend to be tallest at 4ft . They are covered in nasty puss filled barnicles which pop when they are excited and they stank of rotten meat and pig semen. They tend to live in dark , cold places like under a bridge or in caves. In their homes they masturbate for warmth and feast upon human testicles which they hunt at rastle up under the moonlight from unsespecting senoir men. They are a close relative to the skwag.
Two senoir men at a table

"I was out hiking last night and I stumbled upon a goombee cave" said Joe
"Did they take your testicls?"said Bill
"Naw, they were too busy jakin it" laughed Joe
"Hahahahha they are always beating it" chuckled Bill
by M.W.P 9 July 28, 2013
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Gohmert

verb: to say something that is obviously and patently untrue to the point of stupidity, then when called upon to provide concrete evidence of the assertion, to flounder about angrily while shouting about the integrity of the questioner.
The Congressman Gohmerted for 5 minutes when called upon by Anderson Cooper to provide evidence that terror babies are being sneaked across the border.
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