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Fuckspeed

Ernest: Damn Anderson, you are really worthy of being called the Fuckspeed! You did not even last 2 minutes up there with your girlfriend.
Anderson: >:(
by Prankster21 September 11, 2023
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fuckpeen

The act of the female initiating intimate behaviors.
Bro 1: Yo bruh did you stick it in last night?
Bro 2: Naw man. It was weird. She fuckpeened me before I could even take my pants off.
by DichaelDouche September 29, 2013
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Fuckopedia

Someone who is simply a complete imbecile. This word can be used in certain situations such as driving, internet conversations, politics, or any other activity in which requires it.
Skip Bayless: Aaron Rodgers is being a prima-donna and a diva by trying to force his way out of Green Bay.

Me: This fuckopedia right here...
by SHUFFL3G0D May 7, 2021
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fuckweed

Cross between a fuckhead and a dickweed. Used when both terms would normally apply.
I'm not paying for work I didn't authorize, fuckweed.
by Baron Von Brandt April 3, 2005
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Fuckspeak

American English dialect in which the word fuck is employed frequently, forcefully and creatively. Practitioners of this style pride themselves on being able to use variations of "fuck" as a noun (either proper and common), a verb, an adjective, or an adverb. The gold standard of Fuckspeak is to be able to use variations of the word as the subject, predicate and object in the same sentence.

The origins of Fuckspeak are uncertain. Anthropologists contend that the frequency with which Fuckspeak is used in conjunction with a Northern New Jersey accent indicates that Fuckspeak originated in or around the Newark, NJ metropolitan area with a native tribe called the Fuckowies. Linguists contend that the frequent use of Fuckspeak as an instrument of verbal aggression strongly suggests that it originated in the Bronx among New York Yankees Fans, as a way of denigrating other baseball teams, particularly the Mets, Dodgers, and especially the Red Sox.

Fuckspeak is often heard in movies and television shows set in the Northern New Jersey and Greater New York City metropolitan areas. Screen writers and directors employ Fuckspeak to give their productions a air of realism and local color. Productions notable for their use of Fuckspeak include almost every movie made by Martin Scorcese, the HBO series The Sopranos, and almost any movie starring Joe Pesci or Danny DeVito.
This is Fuckspeak isfucking crazy! Who the fuck planned this goat fuck? Fucking A!!Hey, Fuckhead! Are you fucking listening to me, or are you fucking deaf? What the fuck?? Go fuck yourself, you little fuck! Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
by Peter Angelos July 7, 2010
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fuckipedia

The wonderful nickname given to wikipedia due to the fact that anyone can post bullshit on the site and get away with it.
So Abraham Lincoln was the 5th President of the United States and he was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald? Thanks Fuckipedia for getting me an F on my history report of Abraham Lincoln!
by Jakob L April 19, 2007
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fuckspert

WoW that was the best shag i've ever had you must be some sort of Fuckspert
by MTC an VWP July 27, 2008
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