Fakewit

A fuckwit who fakes being drunk, hence fakewit

Nick: "John! Where did you come from?"

John: "I've been with you for the last hour you fakewit!"

by felchpheasant2 September 4, 2011

FakeItTillTonightis

A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.

"Where's Bella today?"
"She called in sick. She's got a bad case of FakeItTIllTonightis."

by Fractus January 24, 2018

fakeitarian

Someone who claims to be vegetarian, but consumes fish or other seafood thereby disqualifying them from being a vegetarian and instead making them a fakeitarian. Similar to a Semi-Vegetarian.

John called himself a vegetarian, however it was obvious that he was a fakeitarian because his two favorite restaurants were Long John Silver's and Red Lobster

by nevets24 November 17, 2010

facewitter

the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.

Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.

Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...

by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009

faketitude

An inauthentic identity that is pursued under the influence of authority.

Larry, a janitor by trade, demonstrated his faketitude by misrepresenting himself as a police officer by flashing his badge at the skate park , for the purpose of authoritative power.

by bluemascaraclub February 19, 2020

fakebites

Snakesbites...Only you're too much of a wimp to actually go through with it so you get those cheap crappy fake piercings and use those and try to pass them off as snakebites. Usually done by ugly, fat wanna be scene girl posers.

Damn. I thought she was cool and had snakebites...
But that bitch went and got them fakebites.

by Matt1224 September 20, 2007

faketitious

a combination of fake and fictitious

"When my cousin was arrested, he gave the police a faketitious name"

by oaktownhoodrat October 13, 2008