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Snakesbites...Only you're too much of a wimp to actually go through with it so you get those cheap crappy fake piercings and use those and try to pass them off as snakebites. Usually done by ugly, fat wanna be scene girl posers.

Damn. I thought she was cool and had snakebites...
But that bitch went and got them fakebites.

fakebites by Matt1224 September 20, 2007

Words you can keep

fakebestfriend

A new up and coming Myspace Famous singer. (Electro / Rock / Rap) His lyrics are similar to Jeffree Star's, but less self-centered.
"If I hate you I'll rip you verbally to pieces
it's why mexican kids wear me instead of jesus
I dont need to be a pink tranny to be cool
I'm still everyones desktop theme at your highschool."
He's currently moved from Marin County, the inspiration of his current music, to NYC.
He's 19, and his real name is Ben.
Rated #6 on Californias Unlabled Electro Artists.

God, fakebestfriend is SO much better than that fake pink transvesdyke!

fakebestfriend by Stephennn. July 10, 2007

Related Words

fakebites • fakebies • fakeries • fakebestfriend • Fakebien • Fakebit • Fakecitement • fakeniwesque • fake bitch • fake biker

fakeniwesque

The feeling that can't be labelled, usually associated with those who are both gender and sexuality confused, or those who just prefer not to be labelled.

Honestly, I feel like I'm fakeniwesque at the moment.

fakeniwesque by SquarePringlesTin February 1, 2021

Fakecitement

When you fake excitement to someone.

GF - babe check out these new rug samples for the living room, Which one do you love the most?

BF - ...I .... Love them allll! :$

That's fakecitement

Fakecitement by CCdiemond September 12, 2014

fakeries

Someone who acts fake to other ppl in certain situations.

Mary Bashi Is The Fakeries When Shes With Those Eastside Bitches

fakeries by Cuuuute May 21, 2006

fakeries

Someone who acts fake to other ppl in certain situations.

Mary Bashi Is The Fakeries When Shes With Those Eastside Bitches

fakeries by Cuuuute May 21, 2006

fakebies

Fakes + Freebies

The feeling of getting freebies from an event/conference/shin dig getting home to find they don't work. And cant go back to get a new one, you feel so conned!

Person 1: Wow thats a great pen.

Person 2: Yeah it doesn't work i got it with some fakebies from a conference a while back!

fakebies by Damiend666 April 21, 2008

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026