FailHouse

When you are trolling around in the internet and you are posting retarded on the internet. Everyone wants them gone and they are put in the internet 'jail house.'

Continuing being a noob and being put in the failhouse.

Cool person"GTFO NOOB!"

The noob"What are you gonna do about it?"

Cool person "I'll throw you in the fucking failhouse!"

by siilentghost April 19, 2008

Jailhouse C-section

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.

Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012

Firhouse

A girl that is so stupid, dumb and cringy, and always talks about Shawn Mendes and shit like that

Guy #1: Wow, that girl is so dumb and cringy.
Guy #2: I know right, she must be a Firhouse

by RoseAndDagger28 October 14, 2018

Jailhouse C-Section

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012

Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!

by skeletorfarnsworth November 3, 2012

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

Fithouse

A term usually used by people in and around Manchester, to describe someone that is good-looking and attractive. You are more likely to hear this word in a Manc accent, and is used by both sexes.

Girl 1: Oooh 'av you seen Tom's mate
Girl 2: Yeah, Jo
Girl 1: Hes a right fithouse int he!

by YeahMate! February 22, 2009

Jailhouse C-Section

Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.

All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.

Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.

by casnasty November 3, 2012