Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

by Shulkingit April 25, 2015

everyone's mate

A very rare breed of school pupil who seems to get on with everyone in the school, no matter what breed they are.

Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.

Asshole.Hey, whos the dickhead at the vendie machine?

Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Everyone’s Favorite Holiday

June 19th.. duh? Alahna’s birthday

Omg it’s June 19th I love Alahna! That’s literally everyone’s favorite holiday.

by Alahnaa June 9, 2022

everyone’s a roll

everyone’s a roll

Hey! Did you know everyone’s a roll?

by SuperKamptiA June 22, 2023

Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.

Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."

by nycdoggo May 23, 2025

Poop on Everyone's Faces

An exclamation, something you yell out of extreme frustration when you are searching for something to express your feelings.

Bertha: "Oh no Dane, I forgot my keys, now we are locked out of the house!"

Dane: "OH GREAT! Poop on everyone's faces!!"

by thebabbler August 29, 2010

Dippin Your Nugget in Everyone's sauce

Means a male who has intercourse very very often, with different women everytime

Damn bro, stop dippin your nugget in everyone's sauce bro, you could catch somthing.

by Charles with fire June 9, 2010