A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.
by the christ November 20, 2007
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In poker a donkey, or "donk" is a person with inferior understanding of the game and who basically play the "wrong" way.
Due to the fact that there is randomness in poker, sometimes the "wrong" move may result in winning a pot against a wiser player. When a really silly move ends up in winning the pot due to a very unlikely draw hitting, you can call this a donkament.
In poker a donkey, or "donk" is a person with inferior understanding of the game and who basically play the "wrong" way.
Due to the fact that there is randomness in poker, sometimes the "wrong" move may result in winning a pot against a wiser player. When a really silly move ends up in winning the pot due to a very unlikely draw hitting, you can call this a donkament.
by JB Joule December 13, 2007
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A derogatory or humorous term for a poker tournament with bad players. Derived from donkey or donk (a bad poker player). Similar to donkfest.
by GregF June 29, 2007
Get the donkament mug.by snelgrave June 24, 2007
Get the donkament mug.A term referring to an abnormally large, or "donka" sized, male member. Often difficult to conceal, this phenomenon is said to exist in one out of every ten African males, mostly of Ghanian origin.
"Excuse me sir, your donkapenis is showing."
Hana: "Henry! Put your donkapenis away!"
Henry: "I can't it's so difficult to conceal!"
Hana: "Henry! Put your donkapenis away!"
Henry: "I can't it's so difficult to conceal!"
by hanselmania237 October 19, 2009
Get the Donkapenis mug.Unit of measurement similar to decimeter, specifically used in Naomi's chemistry class. Can be used for length, mass, volume, temperature, basically you get to make up a unit of measure. It is a made up measurment, but you can also use it to refer to something you don't know the measure of.
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Get the Donkameters mug.A donkament is a poker game where everyone starts with the same number of chips, and then plays poker until someone has accumulated all the chips. Donkaments are known for having a large number of unskilled players as compared to cash games. For example, while many cash game players may fold QQ preflop, this hand should never be folded preflop in a donkament because people will go all in with a lot more hands than just AA and KK.
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